Yo, peep this: “The more creative a person is, the more sexual partners they are likely to have,” sez a new study.
Shit. Like that’s news. Why y’all think we can’t always get a post up every day in this bitch? Cuz we be knockin’ mad BOOTS, yo!
So why y’all gotta waste my flava? […]

Here we are, folks. The Monday after Thanksgiving, and we’re all sluggish. We’re also reinforced in our contempt of family and in-laws, newly divorce-pending and/or disowned, and a little more wanted by the local authorities–wait, that’s just me. Sorry Aunt Cathy, you know what that box wine does to me. Raaaarrrr.
And, I might add, we’re […]

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Happy Thanksgorging, loyal FrinkTank readers/automated crawlbots!
This is Not Shitashi’s favorite holiday: no gifting obligations, no b.s. card-buying–just straight-up face-stuffin’ and nap-havin’. But even exercising this God-given right can prove deadly. And so, a public service announcement from science journalism’s Gross-out Grande Dame, Mary Roach, who wonders whether it’s possible to eat oneself to death. […]

Sure, the connection between science and H.P. “Diddy” Lovecraft is tenuous. But dammit, you just know that most of the geniuses (genii?) at MIT probably worship the mofo. And A-Blaze started it anyway, with his Ellison post.
So enjoy this repository of “Family Circus” ‘toons, as rewritten by the great madman himself. Who, according to […]

Yesterday the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America conferred Grand Master status upon the great Harlan Ellison. If you’ve never read any of his work, put down that overjocked Jonathan Safran Foer/Zadie Smith tripe and get with it, before Ellison’s cantankerous ass personally comes to your house and kicks you in the balls.
Ellison […]

First there was the shortage of black men. Then there was the shortage of college educated men. Now we have the shortage of men, period: looks like good ol’ air pollution is killing off male fetuses.
But forget about why this is happening - let’s think about what comes next. That’s right: 1.012 women for every […]

Short of dying in a ball of flaming wreckage, there’s nothing like a trendy-yet-ambiguous mental disorder to whip up interest in a flagging entertainment career! (Unless you’re Dave Chappelle, in which the exact opposite applies. *cuckoo!*)
So now that autism is the new black and Tim Burton is suddenly clawing his way out of a ten-year […]

What’s more annoying than heavy traffic? That’s right, pregnant women. Combine the two and you get a Bush-era phenomenon of infinitely more annoyance: the opportunistic use of pro-life activism. Let me explain.

Recently an Arizona woman was pulled over for the highly ticketable offense of driving solo in the High-Occupancy Vehicle lane. Her excuse? Forgetfulness? Late […]