What do you get when you put Carnie Wilson in a canoe? I don’t know either, but I bet it looks a lot like a slightly larger facsimile of Rita G’s whisker biscuit.
Rita G. is an erotic model, sex advice columnist and most visible beneficiary of “the G-Shot,” a newish procedure in which collagen […]

Screw “peak oil,” OK? We’ve got a much serious-er crisis coming down the pike: the ever-dwindling supply of horny, platinum-tressed homewreckers.
The future of the blonde is uncertain. A study by the World Health Organisation found that natural blonds are likely to be extinct within 200 years because there are too few people carrying the […]

What’s that Mr. Orange? Did you say crazy Christians? Oh, you didn’t? Well, sir, your restraint is admirable, because I see your 86 evangelicals and raise you Tom Monaghan, multi-millionaire founder of Domino’s Pizza and one helluva devout Catholic. And this guy’s got no pussy pretense to scientific interest, just one civil rights-be-damned mission from […]

…or put a man on Mars, or harnessed cold fusion, or found an adequate snack-time substitute for glazed baby.

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As one of our favorite journalists once put it: “Como estan, bitches?”
(We mean that in the most collegial way possible, of course.)
Welcome to FrinkTank’s swanky new digs, courtesy of the nice droids at ScienceBlogs.com. We honestly never woulda thunk it, but apparently someone up there likes us.
To our loyal fans - rest assured that […]

In a twist bordering on the bizarre, a coalition of 86 evangelical Christian leaders have lent their voices to the growing clamor over global warming—in no small part because this year’s record temperatures and hurricane season totally effed up all their favorite states.

All well and good except, as most climate scientists will tell you, a […]

Guess what? We’ve moved.
A certain Chancellor in the Republic is building something of an Empire elsewhere on the interwebs - you may have heard of it - and, in spite of our repeated insolence, he has invited us to join it.
And since we’re unapologetic whores for the extra traffic and cash, we accepted. […]

For a guy whose whole cachet is built on a Borg-like assimilation/aggregation of all things “trend”, it seems odd that Malcolm Gladwell would get on the blogging bandwagon so late. (Though we can hardly blame him - hell, if we were getting 40 G’s a pop to mouth memespeak at corporate androids, we’d shitcan this […]

Ever on the cutting edge of scientific inquiry, a crack team at Rutgers University endeavored to put to rest one of the enduring mysteries of our era: Is the “Freshman 15″ actually, like for serious, 15?
“Researchers have found the ‘freshman 15′ phenomenon to be greatly exaggerated. Nutritionist Daniel Hoffman discovered that while some students do […]