Archive for December, 2006
Poorly Edited Weekly Hits Newsstands
2 Comments Published by Mr. Orange December 29th, 2006 in "The Media"That pile of trilobite offal known as Seed Magazine has hit newsstands once again, and only a month late. Nothing on the cover indicates whether it’s backing off from bimonthly to quarterly, but either way the world can’t wait long enough for another edition of this over-designed yawnfest to go over like a lead balloon.
Here’s […]
Inkling Magazine = big fat TEASE
1 Comment Published by Not Shitashi December 21st, 2006 in "The Media", Men vs. Women, Shout-OutsThose nerdy nymphets at Inky Circus up and launched an online magamazine when we weren’t looking. It’s slick and smart and profesh-looking, and y’all should go give them some traffic-love. But something about it still says “beta” to us. To wit, from an article about cognitive psychology:
Made you look! A naked body, flashed for an […]
Cleansing existential despair by laffing at right-wing dillholes!
3 Comments Published by Not Shitashi December 21st, 2006 in Extinction, PopCult, Shout-OutsDashing, well-connected man-about-town that I am, I caught a Super Secret and Exclusive pre-screening of Alfonso Cuaron’s new sci-fi flick “Children of Men” last night. You know, the frat-boy’s dream come true dystopian nightmare where women can’t get pregnant anymore? Yeah. First off, let me concur with everyone on Earth that the flick is KILLER. […]
Study: 95% of Americans cheap, dirty slutbags
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi December 20th, 2006 in No Doy Dept.Ain’t this a nice Christmas present for Mom when you come home for the holidays with that new boy/girlfriend! Merry Christmas, Ma - how about some Shattered Illusions about your Sweet Baby’s Untainted Virtue? Hey, serves her right for lying to you about Santa Claus when you were 6.
Of course, if she still gives […]
Star Magazine: The Thinking Man’s Gossip Rag
3 Comments Published by alexander blaisdell December 15th, 2006 in Lab Rats, "The Media", PopCultDuring the course of everyday life one tends to pick up all sorts of factual tidbits from the unlikeliest of places. For instance, prior to watching 12 Monkeys on TBS one Wednesday afternoon, I had no idea that 19th century physician Ignaz Phillipp Semmelweis, who expired within a Viennese sanatorium after suffering a prolonged spell […]
Does this qualify as a “smiting”?
2 Comments Published by Not Shitashi December 14th, 2006 in Jeezusland, Plague 'n PestilenceShit. The Religious Right couldn’t have scripted this better: after voting down a draconian anti-abortion law and helping flip control of the Senate to Democrats this past November, South Dakotan voters are now seeing their stem-cell-lovin’ Democratic congressman struck down with “an intracerebral bleed caused by a congenital arteriovenous malformation”.
Senator Tim Johnson had surgery […]
“Squirrel Week” = The New “Shark Week”
2 Comments Published by professor murder December 14th, 2006 in WTF, MateProfessor Murder has returned after a long and ambitious slog through the frozen, wasted parts of the world, bringing tidings of sheer importance just as “science news” dries up, according to Alexander B. Methinks just Blaisdell’s dried up, what with all the pre-holiday Meatspin (NSFW!!) action. How else would you expect him to get through […]
Please Pardon Our Dormancy
1 Comment Published by alexander blaisdell December 13th, 2006 in General, Space 'n ShitHello there, dear neglected readers. As you may have noticed, it’s been a while since we’ve shared our most intimate scientifical thoughts with you. But allow us to explain. You see, it’s not really our fault. The thing is, there hasn’t been one single shred of science news to tell you about in over two […]