You’d think the natives of Easter Island would be grateful that their home was made famous by a giant viking of a white man named for the Norse god of thunder, but Nooooo… now they’re “fatigued” by all the attention they’ve been getting from “archaeologists, anthropologists, ethnographers, musicologists, botanists, biologists and art historians.”
Apparently they’d rather, […]

You may have missed this, since it was announced on Jesus’s birthday, but apparently the Healthy Penis campaign–an effort to alert gays that getting syphilis is no mere tragic anachronism–was a resounding success.
That’s great and all, but mostly I’m just glad someone finally dug up an excuse to send a cock & syphilis sore marching […]

That pile of trilobite offal known as Seed Magazine has hit newsstands once again, and only a month late. Nothing on the cover indicates whether it’s backing off from bimonthly to quarterly, but either way the world can’t wait long enough for another edition of this over-designed yawnfest to go over like a lead balloon.
Here’s […]

It took 100,000 years, but modern humans have finally figured out how to organize information in the sexiest (and least practical) way possible. If you thought the mountain of slash fiction that Gillian Anderson inspired was a crime against more astute eroticism, you ain’t seen nothing yet: meet Microsoft’s answer to the Godaddy girl: […]

In an eerie parallel to the results of the unfortunate Bruce / Demi coupling, it appears that an escaped farm elk may have crossed with a native red deer, resulting in god only knows what.
The product of a mass escape of 160 farmed elk, all of whom are being vigorously shot at by hunters who […]

This one reminds me of Disney’s predilection for depicting jazz musicians as monkeys. (Even when the same film is transplanted to Broadway.)
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Here it is folks, what you’ve all been waiting for - the first-ever image of the Frink clan “out in the wild.”
I believe in this scene we’re being chased by the exploding fireball caused by an errant RPG fired at us by the sectarian militia belonging to an irate ibanker, when he discovered the guardians […]

Ms. Orange squealed with delight at the baby dolphin, but I don’t know - to me these in vivo images of live mammal embryos are kind of creepy.
Apparently these were created for a BBC Channel 4 special that’s to air (when else?) over Christmas. (Love Actually it ain’t.)
No word yet about whether we’ll have the […]

Do not watch the following if you are
a) Eating lunch
b) In view of coworkers
c) More empathetic than not