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….okay, that was a dick move. But how else did you expect us to go out?
It’s been real, y’all. Les Auteurs FrinkTank will resurface in other places and other forms in the future. Or maybe even back here. But when/wherever it happens, you’ll surely recognize the signs.

Yes, yes. We haven’t posted since homo erectus scrawled a cave painting. Sorry. We’re like that big booger-lookin’ thing that the Mogwai turns into if you feed it after midnight.
However, we couldn’t see this and not take a shot at our favorite genus of punching bag.

Hm, looks like the Lower East Side’ll get the […]

What is up with the skanktastic science news this week? First we hear about Toxoplasma gondii, the friendly cyst-borne parasite that “turns women into sex kittens.” (Screw fluoride: who’s the civic genius to start putting this in the water supply?) Then there’s the discovery a set of genes that directly tracks the likelihood of your […]

I was furiously downloading the photographic gorgeosity from Michael Poliza’s Flickr page, when I found this awesome photo called, um, “hard work.” Think Nat Geo crossed with Boogie Nights outtakes. SFW, but only b/c it’s Science.
Oh, and he’s got a bit of snuff too. Elton John, eat your bloody baby elephant trunk out.

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Easily-abused-if-taken-out-of-context News Alert: “Men who father daughters, not sons, may be at a greater risk of developing prostate cancer, researchers have said.”
Or, if you prefer the Braveheart version: Those feudal lords unlucky to sire only daughters are not only consigning the future of their clan line to death, but probably their own underperforming loins as […]

Those nerdy nymphets at Inky Circus up and launched an online magamazine when we weren’t looking. It’s slick and smart and profesh-looking, and y’all should go give them some traffic-love. But something about it still says “beta” to us. To wit, from an article about cognitive psychology:
Made you look! A naked body, flashed for an […]

Dashing, well-connected man-about-town that I am, I caught a Super Secret and Exclusive pre-screening of Alfonso Cuaron’s new sci-fi flick “Children of Men” last night. You know, the frat-boy’s dream come true dystopian nightmare where women can’t get pregnant anymore? Yeah. First off, let me concur with everyone on Earth that the flick is KILLER. […]

Ain’t this a nice Christmas present for Mom when you come home for the holidays with that new boy/girlfriend! Merry Christmas, Ma - how about some Shattered Illusions about your Sweet Baby’s Untainted Virtue? Hey, serves her right for lying to you about Santa Claus when you were 6.
Of course, if she still gives […]