Yes, yes. We haven’t posted since homo erectus scrawled a cave painting. Sorry. We’re like that big booger-lookin’ thing that the Mogwai turns into if you feed it after midnight.
However, we couldn’t see this and not take a shot at our favorite genus of punching bag.

Hm, looks like the Lower East Side’ll get the […]

We at Frinktank are big fans of the girls over at Inky Circus, so much so that we’ll cool it with the crude innuendo and dicktacular double entendres when speaking of them. Though despite our tumescent chivalry, we can’t help but point out something distinctly Frinkish in a recent post of theirs about the rapidly […]

So Stephen Hawking says we should start colonizing the moon within the next century before mankind fubars Earth. Well, my bags are packed. I got dibs on this sw33t crater just a block down from Bob Zubrin’s feldspar duplex. But here I have a fab 700 square foot apartment and a not infrequent hankering for […]

If anyone amongst you has not yet seen this footage, do so now!
NOW, god damn you!
Seriously, I have a new personal hero.
What’s it have to do with science, you ask?
Fuck you, that shit was priceless. Plus, there was totally a reference to global warming up in there. […]

So we all know that Empire rules and Jedi, aside from the speeder bikes, was a muppet-ridden cheesefest. Raise your hand if you laughed at the scene where that one Ewok gets blown up and his friend moans over his dead body! (Come on, you know you did.) But wouldn’t the movie be better […]

Let me hear you shout if you figured out that peak oil was going to be more than mere alarmism the first time National Geographic put it on its cover. Holla!

Now that Hurricane Katrina has knocked out a bunch of offshore drilling platforms and, more importantly, a sizable chunk of America’s refining capacity, we here […]

And what, pray tell, is the question? Fools! That matters not. The answer applies to everything.
OK, no–the question is: How to get more people interested in the global warming debate?
If you’re reading this site, you probably care already–at least sort of. Well, you should care more, and so should everyone else. Hell, global […]