Evolution & its Discontents Archive
“Darwin?! I shall Smite thee with mine hammer!”–Thor
1 Comment Published by professor murder April 6th, 2006 in Evolution & its Discontents, PopCultA FrinkTank reader sent along this gem from Tim Kreider’s scabrous political cartoon The Pain–When Will It End?, wherein various scientific theories of the ‘Verse’s creation are compared with those of Norse mythology. Makes these guys look like pussycats.
Also, check out this week’s entry on the future according to various Sciencetists. Actually, check the whole […]
The Future, Conan?
0 Comments Published by professor murder March 31st, 2006 in General, All-Monkey Edition, Evolution & its Discontents, No Doy Dept.A recent listing of the “Top 87 Bad Predictions About the Future” features a few choice understatements and miscalculations from such science God-heads as Darwin, Einstein, and Lord Kelvin, to namedrop just a few. Darwin, in those halcyon days before publishing The Origin of Species, declares in the foreward:
“I see no good reasons why […]
Letter from South Dakota
1 Comment Published by alexander blaisdell January 6th, 2006 in General, Evolution & its DiscontentsWe at Frinktank can be smarmy, cocky, and downright correct sometimes, but we also know when we’ve been bested by our intellectual superiors. Thus, we bow in humility to This Guy from Somewheresville, South Dakota who weighs in on the ID controversy with an argument that can only be described as inscrutable. Props to the […]
Anti-ID prof jumped by fundie thugs
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi December 6th, 2005 in Jeezusland, Evolution & its DiscontentsIt was only a matter of time.
University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki, who had planned to teach a class called “Special Topics in Religion: Intelligent Design, Creationism and other Religious Mythologies”, noticed two local mongoloids tailgating him on a rural road outside of Lawrence. When he pulled over to confront them, they made […]
Nutball to Humanists: Where’s Your Messiah Now?
1 Comment Published by Not Shitashi November 11th, 2005 in "The Media", Jeezusland, Evolution & its DiscontentsThe latest loonery from P-Rob, this time in RE the ignominious ejection of ID-advocating members from the Dover school board:
“God is tolerant and loving, but we can’t keep sticking our finger in his eye forever,” Robertson said. “If they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help […]
Oh come on, he’s an UNEMPLOYED SLOT MACHINE TECHNICIAN, for eff’s sake
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi November 9th, 2005 in "The Media", Evolution & its Discontents(Sorry, I just had to vent that because here in New York, the size of your book deal tracks linearly with the size of your manhood. No book deal? Sorry ma’am, but I think you’re in the wrong restroom.)
Annnnnyway, Bobby Henderson–he of the above-mentioned stalled career path–can now tour Vegas for an entirely different […]
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-(which spontaneously appeared on Earth in its current form app. 6000 years ago) Man
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi November 1st, 2005 in General, Evolution & its DiscontentsWe all know alternate worlds are cool - even vital. Hell, pretty much anyone with a functioning frontal lobe probably goes to bed wishing they’d wake up in a splinter timeline where Dubya was D&X’d during Barbara’s third trimester and Chee-Tos grew on trees. (Shut up. It’s science.)
Meanwhile, for those of us without access […]
Unified Field Theory (of yammering) Achieved
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi October 18th, 2005 in "The Media", Evolution & its DiscontentsIt was bound to happen sooner or later. There are two things that the overeducated media-elite (and all others who joust amongst themselves to join those ranks) are obsessed with: the Intelligent Design controversy, and the ubiquitous, infallible iPod.
Now a crafty blogger has fused the two subjects into the ultimate–nay, unstoppable–ur-text of productivity-eroding idle […]
Darwinist lawyer argues Dover case by stalking, eating opposing counsel
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi September 28th, 2005 in Evolution & its DiscontentsScopes II takes a turn for the dramatic.
Judge John E. Jones III cautioned that the impromptu display of the survival of the fittest, introduced as ‘Exhibit A’, would not affect his opinion on the question of whether intelligent design may be taught as an alternative to evolution in a public school science class.
Ah, that […]