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Scientist or Sex Offender?
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi January 4th, 2007 in Lab Rats, FrinkPrank, WTF, MateCan YOU tell the difference? Click to find out!
Star Magazine: The Thinking Man’s Gossip Rag
3 Comments Published by alexander blaisdell December 15th, 2006 in Lab Rats, "The Media", PopCultDuring the course of everyday life one tends to pick up all sorts of factual tidbits from the unlikeliest of places. For instance, prior to watching 12 Monkeys on TBS one Wednesday afternoon, I had no idea that 19th century physician Ignaz Phillipp Semmelweis, who expired within a Viennese sanatorium after suffering a prolonged spell […]
She ain’t messin’ wit no broke…er… postdocs
0 Comments Published by Not Shitashi November 3rd, 2006 in Lab Rats, "The Media", Men vs. Women, PopCultNew York magazine has a bitchily fun piece in its current “All about the Benjamins” issue in which a reporter somehow gets a Sex & The City-esque coven group of single girlfriends to talk On The Record about the effects that their wildly-differing incomes have on their bond with each other. A socialite and a […]
A Brief History of the Tina Turner of Physics
0 Comments Published by Mr. Orange October 20th, 2006 in Lab Rats, PopCultSeparated at Birth?
Stephen S. Hawking is to star in a new film that will not, sadly, be about his life:
Born in 1942, Hawking showed an early aptitude for maths, despite otherwise being one of those slacker kids whose ability to slouch his way to the top of the class totally pisses everyone else off.
It was […]
Como se dice: Arrrrggggghghgg!!!
3 Comments Published by alexander blaisdell October 13th, 2006 in Lab Rats, Plague 'n Pestilence, PopCult, Medical WasteThere’s this hot new sports drink on the market called Fabuloso. Just kidding, it’s actually a cleaning product used to sanitize floors and toilets that happens to look and smell a helluva lot like Gatorade, which is probably why over 100 people in Texas—mostly kids—mistakenly drank the stuff. Deceptive packaging for medicines and cleaning agents […]
Japanese scientist loses a lot of poison while not sober
6 Comments Published by alexander blaisdell September 14th, 2006 in Lab Rats, Drugs, Plague 'n Pestilence, Science-In-Action
Some scientist in Japan went out a few nights ago and got absolutely hammered. What else, besides karaoke, could possible ensue? That’s right, hilarity! Deadly, deadly hilarity:
Police have launched a frantic search for three bottles of potentially deadly poison lost after a Shimonoseki Mitsui Chemicals official who had been carrying them went […]
Frinktank World Exclusive: The Pandas of Nimh
2 Comments Published by Mr. Orange September 1st, 2006 in Lab RatsClose examination by our team of experts has revealed that the recent birth of twenty bazillion brain-damagingly cute pandas at a breeding facility in China was something other than a questionable effort to put the interests of herbivorous Ursidae ahead of those of its beleaguered populace.
In what we can only conclude is indisputable proof of […]
Yo God, holla at your boy!
1 Comment Published by alexander blaisdell August 30th, 2006 in Lab Rats, JeezuslandRecently scientists set out to determine if there is an area of the human brain designed explicitly for communication with god. And when researchers said ‘god’ they weren’t talking about some abstract metaphysical approximation; they seriously meant The Man Upstairs, the dishabille greybeard playing touchy-feely on the Sistine Chapel, the “Let there be light” guy, […]
The scientific equivalent of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile
21 Comments Published by alexander blaisdell August 11th, 2006 in Lab Rats, Meta, WTF, Mate, Gross, yet InformationalSo this MIT-educated architect based in China took a biology class once and is now designing a six-story building shaped like, you guessed it, a cell. Yeah, a real membranous human cell, not like the drunk tank where I crash from time to time. What’s more, the structure will be home to the Institute for […]