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….okay, that was a dick move. But how else did you expect us to go out?
It’s been real, y’all. Les Auteurs FrinkTank will resurface in other places and other forms in the future. Or maybe even back here. But when/wherever it happens, you’ll surely recognize the signs.

Yes, yes. We haven’t posted since homo erectus scrawled a cave painting. Sorry. We’re like that big booger-lookin’ thing that the Mogwai turns into if you feed it after midnight.
However, we couldn’t see this and not take a shot at our favorite genus of punching bag.

Hm, looks like the Lower East Side’ll get the […]

Peals of hyena-style laughter, numerous spit-takes, and effluviated Bronx cheers erupted throughout the FrinkCave when we read this:
Blogs and other internet sites should be covered by a voluntary code of practice similar to that for newspapers in the UK, a conference has been told. …unless there was a voluntary code of conduct there would be […]

Attention everyone, there is an emergency situation happening in South Florida as you read this. The Sun-Sentinel informs us, in a breezy 3,000 words, that faulty remote car locks are denying countless Floridians vehicular ingress. A harsh and fickle mistress, technology thinks nothing of singeing tallywackers and decimating cities, but now she’s just being petty, […]

Here it is folks, what you’ve all been waiting for - the first-ever image of the Frink clan “out in the wild.”
I believe in this scene we’re being chased by the exploding fireball caused by an errant RPG fired at us by the sectarian militia belonging to an irate ibanker, when he discovered the guardians […]

Sorry, I just saw Borat and am still channelling the lingo a bit. But nevertheless, the scurrilous lies of Anne Casselman must be corrected. A sampling of her libelous logorrhea:
I’ve met three of them: Mr. Orange, Not Hitashi [sic], and Alexander Blaisdell. In the flesh. And they’re normal. …they aren’t a bunch of horny […]

Being a lover of the arts and of foppish dandies, Mr. Orange can totally get behind the Mcsweeney’s-esque funny-weird of Dave Ng and Benjamin Cohen over at The World’s Fair (and the Science Creative Quarterly).
So it was with great avarice that he discovered, via Inky Circus, that said gainfully employed scientists (and science “humorists“) are […]

Book that Changed My Life
Mable Hoffman’s Crockery CookeryLaugh all you want, you supperating herpes sores, but a man who can cook is a man who is never lacking the company of a fine woman. (And what fine woman doesn’t like a stew cooked for 10 hours straight, until the meat slides right through the gaps […]

Book that changed my life
“Zoobooks.” Without these in my childhood, I never would’ve realized both the vast pantheon of evolutionary diversity or my wide range of options for fulfilling my nascent bestial urges.
Book I’ve read more than once
“The Count of Monte Christo.” I find that at every new stage in life, the messages contained herein […]