Giant Syphilitic Penis Coming to a Mall Near You
Published by Mr. Orange January 4th, 2007 in "The Media", Gross, yet Informational, Publicity StuntsYou may have missed this, since it was announced on Jesus’s birthday, but apparently the Healthy Penis campaign–an effort to alert gays that getting syphilis is no mere tragic anachronism–was a resounding success.
That’s great and all, but mostly I’m just glad someone finally dug up an excuse to send a cock & syphilis sore marching down a public sidewalk…
And there’s even an animated version! And anatomically life-size squeezable penile stress relievers! (Not warranted for off-label use…)
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