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Published by Not Shitashi January 3rd, 2007 in "The Media", Men vs. Women

Easily-abused-if-taken-out-of-context News Alert: “Men who father daughters, not sons, may be at a greater risk of developing prostate cancer, researchers have said.”

Or, if you prefer the Braveheart version: Those feudal lords unlucky to sire only daughters are not only consigning the future of their clan line to death, but probably their own underperforming loins as well.

Oh sure, if you read all the way down to the bottom, you’ll see that the data is shaky and “no-one should rush off with the idea that girls give their fathers prostate cancer.” In the meantime, that WHOOSHING sound you hear is from all the D&Es starting back up in rural China. Thanks, headline writers.

Daughters linked to prostate risk | BBC

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