Yes, yes. We haven’t posted since homo erectus scrawled a cave painting. Sorry. We’re like that big booger-lookin’ thing that the Mogwai turns into if you feed it after midnight.

However, we couldn’t see this and not take a shot at our favorite genus of punching bag.
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Hm, looks like the Lower East Side’ll get the hardest bitchslap from global warming. Tragedy or blessing? HEY-OH!

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13 Responses to “We know we’re lazy lately, but here’s a cheap science shot at hipster douchebags!”  

  1. 1 Lab Lemming

    Er, what about Brooklyn? Or are you guys so Manhattan that you didn’t know the eastern boroughs were ever above water?

  2. 2 Not Shitashi

    You’re absolutely right, LL - Williamsburg, DUMBO, Fort Greene, Brooklyn Heights, all dunked… looks like trustfunded artfags, investment-banker scum, and Maclaren-pushing yuppie breeders are gonna drown like so many unwanted kittens, too.

    We’re in a hatey mood.

  3. 3 Lab Lemming

    On the otherhand, the great and noble state of New Jersey appears to be largely uneffected. Drown New York without damaging the Garden State? I’m gonna buy me a hummer…

  4. 4 John Wilkins

    Are you guys still alive? Been arrested? C’mon, I need to be Frinked.

  5. 5 DT McGee

    Yeah, where are you guys?

  6. 6 ghjjf

    kanker kinderen@@@

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