We know we’re lazy lately, but here’s a cheap science shot at hipster douchebags!
Published by Not Shitashi January 23rd, 2007 in "The Media", Climate Change, MetaYes, yes. We haven’t posted since homo erectus scrawled a cave painting. Sorry. We’re like that big booger-lookin’ thing that the Mogwai turns into if you feed it after midnight.
However, we couldn’t see this and not take a shot at our favorite genus of punching bag.

Hm, looks like the Lower East Side’ll get the hardest bitchslap from global warming. Tragedy or blessing? HEY-OH!
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Er, what about Brooklyn? Or are you guys so Manhattan that you didn’t know the eastern boroughs were ever above water?
You’re absolutely right, LL - Williamsburg, DUMBO, Fort Greene, Brooklyn Heights, all dunked… looks like trustfunded artfags, investment-banker scum, and Maclaren-pushing yuppie breeders are gonna drown like so many unwanted kittens, too.
We’re in a hatey mood.
On the otherhand, the great and noble state of New Jersey appears to be largely uneffected. Drown New York without damaging the Garden State? I’m gonna buy me a hummer…
Are you guys still alive? Been arrested? C’mon, I need to be Frinked.
Yeah, where are you guys?
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