Wisconsin Hunter Runs Over and Kills a Seven-Legged Hermaphroditic Deer
Published by Administrator January 9th, 2007 in GeneralAlert Reader “minouette” alerted us to the following tidbit from The Independent:
In December 2006, Wisconsin hunter Rick Lisko ran over and killed a seven-legged hermaphroditic deer. “It’s a pretty weird deer,” he said before eating it, later adding: “It was tasty.”
The Portage Daily Register has the full story:
Warden Doug Bilgo of the state Department of Natural Resources came to Lisko’s property near Mud Lake in the town of Osceola to tag the deer.
“I have never seen anything like that in all the years that I’ve been working as a game warden and being a hunter myself,” Bilgo said. “It wasn’t anything grotesque or ugly or anything. It was just unusual that it would have those little appendages growing out like that.”
And here, courtesy of our art department (who always follow our exacting standards for good design) is an artist’s rendering:
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This is not a funny story. 8 years ago my balding Grandfather, Nick Armstrong, was knocked over by a deer. They can be very dangerous animals when on the charge, and this seven legged wonder must have been very quick. It could have caught many hikers off guard with its unnatural pace and hormonal unbalance. Rick Lisko is a life saver. A real American hero.
I couldn’t agree more - the thought of this terrifying and in all likelihood rabid abnormality thundering towards you like some sort of deformed freight train with horns as you and your family enjoyed a mountain picnic is almost too much to countenance - Mr Lisko must have had nerves of steel to fell such a beast. Would it be possible for you to provide some form of photo of this horrifying freak of nature (preferably with Mr Lisko standing on it, like a Spartan general would stand atop a mountain of his slaughtered foes)? We’ve got some space we could do with filling on our hunting lodge wall.
My Gay Grandfather, Nicholas Armstrong, claimed, shortly before his accident, that he had killed a 9 legged mountain snake. No one believed him. We bullied him into an early grave. We’re the reason why he was running blindly through the nature reserve. My youngest lad, Aaron, replaced his contact lens solution with superglue. Funny stuff. He never even saw the deer that cut short his miserably existance.
Tragic. Horrific animal accidents seem to be an increasingly common fate for mentally abnornal or genetically mutilated. Take for example the cautionary tales of my pederast great uncle, Alexander Cattermole, (mauled to death by a panther), CJD suffering brother in law Alistair Nicholl (ripped limb from limb by a pack of wild dogs,)or serial rapist and Portugese television personality Ben Kirby, who was kicked to death while tying to autoerotically asphyxiate a donkey.